Who Knew the Bush Administration Owned Real Estate?

Warrant issued for former Clinton Chief of Staff… Everyone knows you’ll only get Cool Ranch Doritos packed with tat needles past guards!

Lame duck Ohio Senator confirms his confirmation of Sotomayor as US Supreme Court Judge and further confirms why we need to stop re-electing morons.

Geithner admits on This Week that the Obama administration WILL be raising taxes on the middle class.

Two Yellowstone workers were fired last week after they were caught pee-peeing into the Old Faithful geyser. One of the workers received a $750 fine and was placed on three years probation. The other’s case is still pending.

Ex-Beetle Breaker-Upper Yoko Ono is including John Lennon’s bloody clothing as part of John Lennon exhibit at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

As thousands of GM workers hold their breath in anticipation of yet another round of plant closings, reports have surfaced that GM plans to import Chinese-made vehicles into the US.

According to the Associated Press, laxative liquid and powder sales are up 11.5% so far this year, and stomach remedy tablets are up 8%.

The Associated Press reported this week that bald eagles, whose numbers have been revitalized through conservation efforts are now THREATENING the extinction of a rare Maine bird known as the great cormorant.
The eagles voracious appetite for the great cormorant’s chicks (which they snatch while they waddle along) has caused the numbers of the black bird [...]

Specter hopes he can fool the citizens of Pennsylvania on election day.

Good luck Senator.