Two Yellowstone workers were fired last week after they were caught pee-peeing into the Old Faithful geyser. One of the workers received a $750 fine and was placed on three years probation. The other’s case is still pending.

Of course, we don’t know if these yahoos had been drinking, but… c’mon, you’re peeing into a hole that anytime in the next 45-150 minutes will be firing 4,000 gallons of 244 degree water 145 feet into the air – approximately 142 feet higher than your weiner.

But, everyone knows, once you “break the seal,” you’re peeing every 15 minutes… sorta like Old Faithful.

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