Today, a warrant was issued for Bill Clinton’s chief of staff when he was governor of Arkansas.

Betsy Wright was expected to turn herself in for allegedly sneaking 48 tattoo needles and a pen that contained tweezers and a needle as well as a swiss army knife – all packed inside a Doritos bag.

Apparently she has been a long-time advocate for prisoners in the state and befriended a number of them, so uhm, why not sneak in a few money makers and a shank.  Wright says she plans to challenge the charges and seek vindication in court.

By the way, everyone knows you’ll only get Cool Ranch Doritos packed with tat needles past guards.

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